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Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:46 pm
by Valkrist
Ok, the reason for this thread is to see how many times we can make Sedhal and Ed reach for the barf bag. :crazy:

However, in all seriousness, I'm sure we've all come across some form or other of various implements of war in movies, tv shows, etc, that made us shake our heads in disbelief, yet at the same time go: "Ya know, that's kinda cool!"

So, what's your guilty pleasure? What skeletons are hiding in your weapons closet? Here's mine, the triple-sword that shoots the two outer blades from The Sword and the Sorcerer, circa 1982. I wouldn't be caught dead buying a replica of this thing, and the list of things that are impractical about it are too numerous to list, but dang it, wouldn't it be cool if it actually worked like in the movie? So have a look, and then list your favourite, and try not to feel too bad about it.

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Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:12 pm
by Sedhal
Squall's gunblade, FF8. :coolsmile



Please nobody say Cloud's buster sword! It's a freaking rectangle of metal on a dowel!


Also maybe the Thundercats sword.

Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:43 pm
by BladeCollector
I dont have a silly sword from a movie off the top of my head, i'll have to think about it.

As far as the Thundercats sword... I'd buy a licensed replica of that in a heartbeat. Now I wouldnt e xp ect the magic powers and for it to grow, but I'd buy a replica of the dagger and the full sized word. To me it isn't a silly or improbable sword... but that is the dream sword of my childhood right there!!!

Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:51 pm
by Alexander
Mine would be the Kurgan sword but it would have to be the full take down version but still be usable. IIRC Albion made two versions a take down and a solid version.

Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:02 pm
by Valkrist
You guys aren't playing by the rules. :angry:

1- You have to post a picture so we can all laugh along.

2- It has to be silly and improbable to the point of ridiculousness. The Kurgan sword was simply cool.

Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:15 pm
by Alexander
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It may not be silly but I still think its improbable = )

As an aside, you know the scene where he is spinning the sword in a circle between his arms?
Dont do it on the living rug

Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:24 pm
by Rough666
As a child of the 80's, I will choose Skeletor's Sword.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (In skeletor's voice, of course!)




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Re: Favourite improbable swords and other silly weapons

Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:20 pm
by Darlak
Lol, I'm gonna have to go for this sword, from the would be wuxia movie seven swords. http://www.amazon.com/Heaven-Chinese-Sw ... B000H954BY

The movie is ridiculously bad, and a stain on the whole usually so wonderful wuxia genre. But man is that sword funky, lol.